[Waverley ARS] THE MISSING 'Q' SIGNALS

[Bob]

>>  THE MISSING 'Q' SIGNALS
>>
>> QBA - My antenna is BIG!
>> QBA? - How big is your antenna?
>> QBO - Don't sit next to that guy in the meeting.
>> QBO? - Buddy, can you spare some soap?
>> QBS - It's getting deep in here.
>> QBS? - Did I tell you about the one that got away?
>>   Alternate
>> QBS - Clean the bird shit off your antenna so you can hear me
>> QBS? - Should I clean the bird shit off my antenna so I can hear you
>> QCP - I am using Cat Power (From Rotary Cat Power Wheel)
>> QCP? - Are you using Cat Power?
>> QCW - I am going to whistle Morse Code on FM (or SSB)
>> QCW? - Why are you whistling Morse?
>> QDR - Damn Right the frequency is busy!} In response to QRL
>> QDR? - Do you have a Receiver?} In response to QRL
>> QET - Phone home.
>> QET? - Has anyone called me from another planet?
>> QEW - Copy is difficult due to Ear Wax.
>> QEW? - Is copy difficult due to Ear Wax?
>> QFH - This frequency is MINE! - go elsewhere.
>> QFH? - Is this frequency hogged?
>> QHI - I am jumping in quick to say hi, then going QRT.
>> QHI? - Are you leaving after only one transmission?
>> QLF - I am sending with my left foot.
>> QLF? - Are you sending with your left foot?
>> QLK - I am sending with my left foot and keyboard.
>> QLK? - Are you sending with your left foot and keyboard?
>> QNO - I am sending through a non-standard orifice.
>> QNO? - Are you sending through a non-standard orifice?
>> QOF Yes, I am an Old Fart.
>> QOF? Are you an old Fart?
>> QOK - Your last transmission was Okie Dokie.
>> QOK? - Was my last transmission OK?
>> QPM - Your signal is purr modulated.
>> QPM? - Is my signal purr modulated?
>> QRC - Warning, rag chewer on frequency.
>> QRC? - Are you a rag chewer?
>> QRG - You are transmitting in or near the ... (wave length or frequency)
>> amateur band.
>> QRG? - Am I transmitting in or near an amateur band, and if so which one?
>> QRW - Means QRP - Really Weak
>> QRW? - QRP, you are Really Weak?
>> QWC? - Who cares?
>> QWC - I don't care
>> QZZ - I fell asleep at the mike.
>> QZZ? - Is that a 60Hz hum, or are you snoring?